Wednesday, June 4, 2008

We interrupt this blog to bring you the following message:

Here at The BEAST, we work hard to lampoon the serious issues that affect you, the reader, most. We can’t do this without your support. Last issue’s fund drive was a greatly moderate success! So, keep the generosity going gang, and subscribe, donate or advertise today!

The BEAST needs your help more than ever. Donate any spare thyroid gland, and receive a handsome BEAST tote bag! Seriously, we need a thyroid gland or Uthman may die.

Send thyroid glands to: The BEAST 712 Main St. Buffalo, NY 14202