Monday, September 19, 2005
Bring 'em on
Sent by a friend, a perfect representation of how informed the average pro-war idiot is, plus a personal attack on BEAST editor Al Uthman:
Wow, I never thought of it like that. What a compelling argument.
This drooling retard doesn't even know how fucking ignorant he is, or how stupid he sounds. Aside from simply not knowing that Saddam, terrible though he is, is not a religious leader, or that there were no suicide bombings in Iraq prior to the war, it's pretty obvious from his dramatic climax that we're dealing with a Bush voter here--I'd guess his IQ to be about 70-80, maybe a high school dropout. One drawback of the "blogging revolution" is that grunting apes like this fuckface get to express their opinions, instead of putting themselves to better uses like picking up my garbage and fixing my car.
But it's the comments that caught my eye:
Let's just pause here for a sec.
How, exactly, does this 'Jason' infer that the troglodyte's polemic above is directed at The BEAST's lovely and talented editor Al Uthman? Is Uthman the only fat opponent of the Iraq war out there? Clearly not. As we will see, this 'Jason" fellow is somewhat obsessed with Uthman...
Funny, I fantasize about fucking supermodels. But hey, whatever gets you off, Jason. If you want to meet Al in person so badly, why not just stop by? Al will say "the shit he says in print" to your face, and let the teeth fall where they may. Everybody's a tough guy on the internet, buddy.
On the other hand, I guess this reaction means we're doing something right. It's like when we want to stab Cal Thomas in the eyes.
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Anyone who doesn't think that we should be in Iraq is a complete tool.
Wow, I never thought of it like that. What a compelling argument.
reverse the situation. Your mother is raped, your father is killed. Your brother is blown up by a suicide bomber. Sorry, but we have the right to tell these imbeciles what is right and what is wrong. Even an aethiest would think this way. Who says allah who says jesus. who the f*** cares. We all come from the same gene pool and are no more than carbon and hydrogen and oxygen. Let everyone be happy. Would you like to be in iraq and murdered and gassed by some mustache toolbox who bangs his harem and thinks it's ok to f** people over in the name of a god that doesn't exist? We are animals, filthy little creatures that live and die and suffer. that is what we do. Everyone should try and help out those poor sob's who suffer from idiots distraught by religios prophecy and ancient barbaric beliefs.
I guarantee that ANY Iraqui who was adoped by Angelia Jolie, and raised to be 21, in America, and then sent to Iraq to wallow in shit and puke and urine would agree with the occupation. You hippie freaks really gotta get something better to do than grip about people. Go start a business, stop smoking weed, find some hot chicks to bang, whatever, just stop bitching about us trying to help people who have shitty lives out. Go to the gym, you're probably fat anyway. Go get some botox, you probably break mirrors when you look in them. Do something, we are only trying to preserve the american way of life, and allow others to be able to live the dream that you do: BEING FAT AND BITCHING ABOUT PROTECTING FREEDOMS THAT LET YOU BITCH ABOUT THOSE WHO PORTECT YOUR FAT OXY CLEARASILS NEEDING ASSES. GO GET LAID YOU FUCKING TOOLS!
This drooling retard doesn't even know how fucking ignorant he is, or how stupid he sounds. Aside from simply not knowing that Saddam, terrible though he is, is not a religious leader, or that there were no suicide bombings in Iraq prior to the war, it's pretty obvious from his dramatic climax that we're dealing with a Bush voter here--I'd guess his IQ to be about 70-80, maybe a high school dropout. One drawback of the "blogging revolution" is that grunting apes like this fuckface get to express their opinions, instead of putting themselves to better uses like picking up my garbage and fixing my car.
But it's the comments that caught my eye:
Lol. That was an A grade rant. Bravo!
--posted by jason @ 09:13:00 on 09/01/05
Who are these fat people you are talking about?
--posted by paul @ 11:41:56 on 09/01/05
They're the fools who screw us out of our tax dollars and burden the health care industry because they can't manage to get their face out of that bowl of Oreo's. Haha
--posted by jason @ 03:16:58 on 09/01/05
Seriously though, I think the poster is referring to Allan Uthman.
--posted by jason @ 03:37:11 on 09/01/05
Let's just pause here for a sec.
How, exactly, does this 'Jason' infer that the troglodyte's polemic above is directed at The BEAST's lovely and talented editor Al Uthman? Is Uthman the only fat opponent of the Iraq war out there? Clearly not. As we will see, this 'Jason" fellow is somewhat obsessed with Uthman...
And seriously I hope I get to meet Allan Uthman in person. I want to know what it's like to drip sweat 24/7. I would love for him to say the shit he says in print to my face. My goodness I fantasize about knocking that asshole's teeth down his throat.
--posted by jason @ 03:41:55 on 09/01/05
Funny, I fantasize about fucking supermodels. But hey, whatever gets you off, Jason. If you want to meet Al in person so badly, why not just stop by? Al will say "the shit he says in print" to your face, and let the teeth fall where they may. Everybody's a tough guy on the internet, buddy.
On the other hand, I guess this reaction means we're doing something right. It's like when we want to stab Cal Thomas in the eyes.
posted by Evil Ed, 10:10 AM
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17 Comments:
I wish this cocksmoker would "adope" me...I can feel a patricide coming on
so, that guy blogged that from bahgdad, right? He took a break from democracy and supporting the troops to rant like that. I mean, I doubt he's sitting in his middle class apartment, next to his alphabetically filed DVD collection, talking about how "We are animals, filthy little creatures that live and die and suffer. that is what we do"
That would be crazy!
That would be crazy!
I wouldn't take the Al remarks too seriously. I mean, you Beast guys are above that kind of shit, right?
We are above nothing, but we know from experience that written intentions of physical harm tend to evaporate in physical proximity to their target.
haha, here's another good one:
I think that Claybonga forgot to mention that people who are against the Iraqi War are also baby killers who can't dance because their ears which are on their heads don't even know the difference between acid house and trance.
Btw, who the fuck is Allan Uthman?
--posted by uncutsaniflush @ 08:37:18 on 09/01/05
who are these people? where do they come from? "their ears which are on their heads"? and who listens to that garbage anymore, anyway?
-josh
I think that Claybonga forgot to mention that people who are against the Iraqi War are also baby killers who can't dance because their ears which are on their heads don't even know the difference between acid house and trance.
Btw, who the fuck is Allan Uthman?
--posted by uncutsaniflush @ 08:37:18 on 09/01/05
who are these people? where do they come from? "their ears which are on their heads"? and who listens to that garbage anymore, anyway?
-josh
Let's not forget the words of our lord Jesus Christ who sayeth unto his people:
"Winning a fight on the internet is like winning a medal in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."
As true today as when it was spoken a million years ago when God domesticated the dinosaurs.
-cass
"Winning a fight on the internet is like winning a medal in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."
As true today as when it was spoken a million years ago when God domesticated the dinosaurs.
-cass
There are certain things that tend to get to me, and ignorance is probably the one on top of my list. This kid (considering his way of writing he is no older than mid 20's at best and probably a student at buff state) has demonstrated to all of us that the old adage "ignorance is bliss" certainly still holds true today. I feel a certain amount of apathy for people who are really that fucking stupid, though after about 30 seconds of that my apathy turns to rage. But then I realize that people like that can't define the term pedantic, nor do they know their asshole from world politics...I also realize that when the shit hits the fan in this country and everything (economically socially politically, i mean fucking everything) collapses around us, I fiugre they won't even have a chance at survival...it makes me smile everytime i think about it.
see, i think you're wrong about that. a guy like that might fare better when civilization breaks down. he would be more prone to rationalizing whatever means necessary to satisfy his immediate needs.
if grandma's got the last snickers... goodbye grandma.
on the other hand he might not be such a good water boiler.
if grandma's got the last snickers... goodbye grandma.
on the other hand he might not be such a good water boiler.
Perhaps they've forgotten, while concocting the substance of their argument, the fact that there were no suicide bombers under Hussein, and therefore using suicide bombers as a reason is proving that we started a bigger problem?
At least those of us in the DSFA (Dope-smoking fatties of America) get our facts straight. . .
And hey, anonymous? Using that quote proves you're twice as retarded as people who fight on the internet.
At least those of us in the DSFA (Dope-smoking fatties of America) get our facts straight. . .
And hey, anonymous? Using that quote proves you're twice as retarded as people who fight on the internet.
Kids:
The real joke is Allan Ullman, the editor of the Beast (evil ed) was born in Iraq. His father was Sadam Husseins's private Dentist.
The old man and the family fled Iraq (w/some bucks) at the beginning of
Iran-Iraq war for political reason.
Bad root canal?
Allan's old man has been of some interest to Feds over the years.
The real joke is Allan Ullman, the editor of the Beast (evil ed) was born in Iraq. His father was Sadam Husseins's private Dentist.
The old man and the family fled Iraq (w/some bucks) at the beginning of
Iran-Iraq war for political reason.
Bad root canal?
Allan's old man has been of some interest to Feds over the years.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
I am for real
Never meant to make your mother cry
When I got cum all up in her eye
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
You are a reee-tard
I am for real
Never meant to make your mother cry
When I got cum all up in her eye
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
You are a reee-tard
Fixing a car is fucking hard. And picking up trash fucking sucks. What's the point in suggesting that doing shitty, hard work for poor pay makes you a grunting ape?
It just seemed weird to see a liberal paper stomping on the disadvantaged... the type of people they normally fight for.
It just seemed weird to see a liberal paper stomping on the disadvantaged... the type of people they normally fight for.
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I run elmwoodstrip.org and I would liek to point out this guy signed up to post one entry and never came back. He listed himself as 29 years old.
I reckon I should feel that bad that Allan Uthman wasn't a household name in our home before all this happened.
Oh!! The horror!! Oh! The humanity!!!
How can I ever live down the shame of not knowing who the fuck Allan Uthman was?
Oh!! The horror!! Oh! The humanity!!!
How can I ever live down the shame of not knowing who the fuck Allan Uthman was?
no it wasn't that. it was all that stupid shit before it. explain it, please. where do you come from where you feel you need to specify that ears are on one's head? and what does listening to shitty, bland, uninspired music have to do with dancing or abortions or the quagmire in iraq?
bsb asks 'where do I come from?"
Most recently within smelling distance of Bird Island when the wind is just wrong. But before that a district very far from here where no one trusted capitalism or communism.
bsb also asked why I felt it necessary to specify that I was talking about entities that have ears on their heads.
Of course, the answer is obvious, I didn't want anyone to think that I was talking about grasshoppers whose ears are most assuredly not on their heads.
I was talking about primates from the Phylum Chordata.
I know in hindsight that it might seem a bit ironic. Fuckin' eh, it's deeply ironic. I should have known that grasshoppers can't use computers or wage war on Iraq.
bsb asks "and what does listening to shitty, bland, uninspired music have to do with dancing or abortions or the quagmire in iraq?'
Absolutely nothing. Which was the point. Even if it wasn't "bland, uninspired" listening to it has absolutely nothing to do with abortions or Iraq.
Lookee here, bsb, I was making sport of Claybonga. I can't make it any clearer.
I reckon if you didn't see the dark sarcasm and the deep irony, that means that I will never get my dream job of writing for the Beast for free.
Most recently within smelling distance of Bird Island when the wind is just wrong. But before that a district very far from here where no one trusted capitalism or communism.
bsb also asked why I felt it necessary to specify that I was talking about entities that have ears on their heads.
Of course, the answer is obvious, I didn't want anyone to think that I was talking about grasshoppers whose ears are most assuredly not on their heads.
I was talking about primates from the Phylum Chordata.
I know in hindsight that it might seem a bit ironic. Fuckin' eh, it's deeply ironic. I should have known that grasshoppers can't use computers or wage war on Iraq.
bsb asks "and what does listening to shitty, bland, uninspired music have to do with dancing or abortions or the quagmire in iraq?'
Absolutely nothing. Which was the point. Even if it wasn't "bland, uninspired" listening to it has absolutely nothing to do with abortions or Iraq.
Lookee here, bsb, I was making sport of Claybonga. I can't make it any clearer.
I reckon if you didn't see the dark sarcasm and the deep irony, that means that I will never get my dream job of writing for the Beast for free.
